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Eliz:
Can someone recommend a sewing machine for a college design student under $500?
(26 April 2019)

Harriette:
Teenage brother and sister kissing each other on the lips--weird or not weird?
(26 April 2019)

Harriette:
I don't have siblings so I really don't know.
(26 April 2019)

Harriette:
It seemed nonsexual to me but my mother was disturbed.
(26 April 2019)

Harriette:
It was more than a peck but wasn't a makeout or something.
(26 April 2019)

Harriette:
My cousins are brother and sister--the boy is 15 and the girl is 19. Last time they were over at my house, my younger cousin walked up to my cousins chair, bear-hugged her from behind, and gave her a big smooch on the lips.
(26 April 2019)

Reta:
What to do if you have a crush on a regular customer?
(26 April 2019)

Reta:
I dont want to wonder or regret anything.
(26 April 2019)

Reta:
But hes one of my customers.. and i like him so much.
(26 April 2019)

Reta:
I keep thinking what could be, and wanting to take a risk.
(26 April 2019)