Joke From My Childhood

Don’t know why this memory came to me, but I remembered part of the last sentence of a joke my mom told, I must have been around 8. I remembered it was dirty, I remembered a huge group of people_ Karri:Help me work out this drunk text from a guy?(11 October 2017) Karri:I think ijm ln evrikyou [...]
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Faye:
Texting with a girl: does she like me?
(11 October 2017)

Faye:
I want to live there. her: haha I'm moving in with you right away (a bit more pointless bantering) --- so am I reading into this too much?
(11 October 2017)

Tomasa:
So in a relationship girls would you blow raspberries on the guys stomach? Even if you're just friends? Guys blowing on your stomach?
(11 October 2017)

Freddie:
If a girl wants to wipe your face and hands with baby wipes should you let her?
(11 October 2017)

Deanna:
Would you agree that a husband owns a wife .... and vice versa, only that it's part ownership as part of the social contract called marriage?
(11 October 2017)

Deanna:
Otherwise on what grounds would you object to their use of their sexual organs with other people?
(11 October 2017)

Allie:
Why does she keep telling me to wait?
(11 October 2017)

Shandra:
I feel bad for existing?
(11 October 2017)

Shandra:
How can I stop thinking like a weirdo?
(11 October 2017)

Shandra:
I hate myself for taking everything so seriously.
(11 October 2017)