Late Afternoon humor.

Yeah, thank God for fucking Fridays. The weekend can’t get here fast enough for me Aside from doing inventory, not a lot is going on. Did I say inventory One pecker, one pussy, 2 balls, 2 tits, =_ Dagny:We talk to each other over dm almost every day and we’re planning on hanging out with each [...]
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Oleta:
They just stare at me but don't even smile.
(17 June 2017)

Oleta:
I just found out that girls don't think I'm cute . They didn't tell me that but it doesn't seem like it . I thought all along that they think I'm good looking.
(17 June 2017)

Gertrude:
Mum and Pop?
(17 June 2017)

Gertrude:
What would you think of an American child in America calling their parents Mum and Pop ?
(17 June 2017)

Gertrude:
I refer to myself as Momma or Mommy but my daughter says Mum.
(17 June 2017)

Kemberly:
Why don't any girls have a crush on me?
(17 June 2017)

Kemberly:
I know I'm not ugly so I don't know why girls don't like me..
(17 June 2017)

Treena:
What does it mean if a guy texts you all day but can't make time in his schedule to hang out with you?
(17 June 2017)

Treena:
We are constantly texting, but anytime I ask to hang out, something comes up.
(17 June 2017)

Treena:
He and I have been talking for about a month and have hung out twice.
(17 June 2017)