Favorite Random Sayings

When I’m sad I just sing, and then I realize my voice is worse than my problems. A woman is only helpless while her nail polish is wet. Even then she could pull the trigger if she had to. Back off b_ Verla:She and I hang out quite a bit and she basically treats me superior [...]
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Debbie:
Sex life help?
(7 June 2017)

Margret:
Is it wrong to ask my g.f. to leave her kid so we can take a trip?
(7 June 2017)

Margret:
She has an eight year old who I get along with well, but I'm kinda wanting to take this trip just me and her (we've never done that before). I would want to take him, but it gets pricey, and the reason for going out there is mostly for grown ups.
(7 June 2017)

Margret:
I'm going to Hawaii in a few months for about 4-5 days, and I want to take my girlfriend.
(7 June 2017)

Leticia:
Did I lose my chance with her?
(7 June 2017)

Leticia:
I ask her the following night and she says she is going out with her friends drinking.
(7 June 2017)

Leticia:
Which I reply saying that is fine I completely understand.
(7 June 2017)

Leticia:
She says she is staying at a friends house that night and she cant hang out.
(7 June 2017)

Leticia:
When she wakes up so instantly gets her stuff together and leaves within 1 minute.
(7 June 2017)

Leticia:
Anyway, she sets her alarm for 2 hours and goes to sleep.
(7 June 2017)