Can someone remove the horse off my chest?

If I died at my desk right now and anyone saw all the browser windows open on my computer, they’d die laughing. I have this Meelp window, I have a window open for the car I really, really want to buy_ Marianne:I didn’t know what to get him so I just paid $100 toward his cell [...]
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Maryland:
Most of them just seem like leeches that spend money, and contribute little to nothing.
(16 April 2017)

Maryland:
Women don't really bring much to the table, as the domestic stuff they use to do like cooking, can easily be replaced with ready made dinners, fast food, etc.
(16 April 2017)

Maryland:
Why should he just be used as someones meal ticket.
(16 April 2017)

Chandra:
Will somebody give me something for my points lol?
(16 April 2017)

Zola:
My boyfriend and I are about to have a baby. I now have an Appartment I m renting with a roommate?
(16 April 2017)

Zola:
I don t want to ruin the friendship and we both can t agree on something.
(16 April 2017)

Zola:
I work two blocks away and have no car and make less than her but can afford the Appartment with the help of my boyfriend.
(16 April 2017)

Zola:
We both pay the same rent and utilities.
(16 April 2017)

Zola:
The problem is we both want to renew the lease and have our boyfriends move in with us.
(16 April 2017)

Zola:
We both agreed to continue the lease till the end.
(16 April 2017)