Can someone remove the horse off my chest?

If I died at my desk right now and anyone saw all the browser windows open on my computer, they’d die laughing. I have this Meelp window, I have a window open for the car I really, really want to buy_ Marianne:I didn’t know what to get him so I just paid $100 toward his cell [...]
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Tawana:
He cheers me up when I'm feeling sad, which is a lot of the times, because I'm actually depressed.
(16 April 2017)

Tawana:
At work, he brings me coffee and treats to make my mornings better.
(16 April 2017)

Tawana:
He's always there for me, and honestly, he's the best guy I have as a friend.
(16 April 2017)

Lula:
Girl: Aria Rosalie Charlotte Sofia Alexandria Hanne Elena Boy: James Ezra Elias Sebastian John Alexander Jonah Paul Also if you have any suggestions feel free.
(16 April 2017)

Lula:
Tell me which boy name and which girl name is your favorite.
(16 April 2017)

Lula:
We have some name ideas but we don't know if it is a boy or a girl yet.
(16 April 2017)

Lashon:
Should I tell him when I m in Labor?
(16 April 2017)

Lashon:
I don t know what to do I m deveststed.
(16 April 2017)

Lashon:
Should I tell him when I m in labor, let him be in the room, then once the paternity test comes back throw it in his face and then start ignoring him?
(16 April 2017)

Lashon:
I left distraught and now I m left not knowing what to do.
(16 April 2017)