Have fun with this .. the Pocket Venus joke ..

Not quite a joke. more how to tell it …The “Pocket Venus” …Umm ..tell this joke to someone who’s personal hygiene is assured ..So ,, the Pocket Venus joke as you will tell it ….. :”Here’s the Po_ Paz:Why am I retaining liquids despite a diet low in salt, exercise, drinking lots of water and eating [...]
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Hsiu:
So is there a way I can make it smaller?
(16 January 2017)

Hsiu:
My girlfriend says it's too big and a turn off, I'm scared she's going to leave me over it, I love her so much.
(16 January 2017)

Nell:
I NEED ADVICE!?
(16 January 2017)

Meggan:
He likes other girls pictures?
(16 January 2017)

Meggan:
Does he find me any less attractive?
(16 January 2017)

Meggan:
He's liking other girls pics on social media.
(16 January 2017)

Alison:
Why is my three month old waking up for exactly 2 hours each night?
(16 January 2017)

Alison:
Anyone have any idea on why she might be doing this?
(16 January 2017)

Alison:
It s exhausting and frustraiting because she was only waking up one for a feeding before.
(16 January 2017)

Alison:
I try to leave her alone to see if she will fall asleep by her self but nothing, not even after feeding her.
(16 January 2017)